Posts in Sculpture
Instruction Manual Not Included

I made two miniature Foreigner Belts in bracelet and pin form! I have zero experience making bracelets, so like a good little crafter, I began by overwhelming myself with online tutorials and detailed instructions to become the best beginner bracelet-maker/leather-cutter/clay-gluer/Aqua Teen Hunger Force disciple in the galaxy. But ultimately, I decided against that. As an angry fat man once said, “I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!”

Sneak King Nutcracker

Honoring the Great Creeper himself, Sneak King! Made this guy with an $8 Walmart nutcracker, polymer clay, printed copy paper, canvas sheets, sparkly ribbons, some teeny tiny Swarovski crystals that I kept super-glueing to my hands, aluminium foil, craft acrylics, and tons and tons and tons of sealer. I am pleased to report that his nutcracker jaw is still functional—an essential detail for His Flame-Broiled Highness.